Total Medals Earned: 116 (From 25 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,710 Points
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/70 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (100/400 points)
Pass all the English Test
Check the ? room to check all ABC animals names on spanish mode
Check all the 1st Test Spanish Mode
Pass all the Test 2 Spanish Mode
Medals Earned: 3/22 (20/360 points)
Revive
Kill 20 zombies
Kill 100 small enemies
Get gold star on first five stages
Die 33 times
Get gold star on second five stages
Use poison the wrong way
Lose in stage 8
Get gold star on 4th five stages
Break 20 walls
kill 20 red devils
Get gold star on Third five stages
Get gold star on 5th five stages
Kill darkness boss 5 times
Make 30 items in the shop
Make a powerful drill without powerups
kill 50 red zombies
Get gold star on 6th five stages
Get a 36 damage in a single hit
Use poison the right way
Get gold star on all stages
Get gold star on all stages using only 25HP or less potions
Medals Earned: 7/30 (35/500 points)
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Medals Earned: 11/100 (55/500 points)
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Start a new game.
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Get everything!
Man this would look nice on your wall!
Thanks!
Get a walkthrough at Newgrounds.com
Play with highscores at Newgrounds.com
other stuff...
You ticket to medals!
Zoom zoom, in your boom boom!
Medals Earned: 3/30 (35/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/240 points)
Learn all about everything by opening the field journal!
Find 3 "golden orb" rooms
Defeat Bob the Balrog (floor 4-3)
Trade three tier III items at the witch's shop
Earn all 5 totems
Defeat the Dragon (floor 8-3)
Medals Earned: 4/27 (20/500 points)
Earn 1K gold.
Burn your first building.
Burn a cow.
Burn 100 puny humans in one run.
Burn 1,000 horse archers total.
Burn 1,000 ballistas total.
Burn 250 mines total.
Burn 250 catapults total.
Shoot down 1000 airships total.
Max out all of the upgrades.
Burn 100 horse archers in one run.
Fly 3 leagues in one run.
Burn 500 puny humans in one run.
Earn 10K gold.
Burn 1000 buildings total.
Burn 50 mines in one run. [It doesn't count if you run into them.]
Burn 100 ballistas in one run.
Burn 50 catapults in one run.
Earn 50K gold.
Earn 100K gold.
Burn 100 buildings in one run.
Burn 2,500 puny humans total.
Shoot down 100 airships in one run.
Burn 1,000 puny humans in one run.
Burn 5,000 puny humans total.
Fly 8 leagues in one run.
Earn 250K gold. You've won the game already, we get it. You're amazing.
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/275 points)
Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/355 points)
Destroy 5 enemies
Collect 100 coins in all time
Collect 25 coins in one play
Collect 100 coins in one play
Destroy 25 enemies
Collect 1000 coins in all time
Destroy the final boss
Collect all 6 artifacts
Purchase every upgrade
Earn every other Medal